Friday, March 31, 2017

Here's one for you:

My friend and painting buddy Larry was over today and he starting saying something to me before I was in earshot. So I started haranguing him, good-naturedly of course:

"Hey! I'm 75 and hard-of-hearing!", I told him.

"That's okay, I'm 67 and hard-of-talking", he retorted.

It's tough to get one past the guy.

Thursday, March 9, 2017

press briefings

press briefing
dog turds
litter the backyard